the best acting on television? or a form of the cruelest therapy for these poor people?

I'm not entirely sure how accurate or true these actually are (it was Maury, and it was daytime TV, mind you), but these are still fun to watch nonetheless.

What, you're gonna criticize me for finding entertainment in the fact that some lady is deathly afraid of pickles? ...I heard that. You actually laughed quietly to yourself at least a little bit at the thought of that, didn't ya.

"There should be a detective show called 'Johnny Monkey' because every week you could have a bad guy say, 'I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY,' but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that."
-DLC